It’s Mexico In’it

Mexico is like nowhere else. Arguably it’s not quite Central America, it’s not really Latin America and its definitely not North America, its just Mexican. People have no hesitation in using their broken down old car as a battering ram just to get two feet ahead on the road. People smile widely and greet strangers (us) like old friends and take time to welcome us to their village. People use every inch of beautiful Mexico as a trashcan. People wash fastidiously. People create more noise in one country than the rest of the world put together. People create quiet shrines on every corner. People will help a stranger without reward. People will watch their country fall apart if it means winning a political point. Mexico is endearing, frustrating, beautiful and completely at odds.

Our time in Mexico hasn’t been quite what we anticipated it was going to be. We had planned to drive at a leisurely pace towards Guanajuato (in Central Mexico), taking in some of the sites we either didn’t see six years ago when we were last here or revisit areas we fell in love with at the time. The Copper Canyon, The Gardens of Edward James, the Northern Deserts. We had planned to see it all and have seen none of it. We still find ourselves limping along with wheels and tires that are full of holes, which rattle worryingly and make noises that just shouldn’t be coming from anywhere on a vehicle.
Since we found ourselves holed up in a dusty motel in a town seemingly without a name we made the decision to drive 150 miles further south in the hope of finding help in Durango. Durango is a beautiful old colonial city. Vibrant, refined, architectural and full of people who don’t seem to like our doggy. The plan was to find a cheap motel that we could use as a base while we got the car checked out, ordered and waited for parts and just generally got ourselves sorted out. We know Durango from out last visit, we know where the mechanics can be found, we know the centre of the city and we know that if you are going to be stuck somewhere it’s as good a place to be stuck as anywhere. It was a good plan and the 150 miles passed by without issue, aside from a nervous expectation that a wheel may drop off at any moment and that we’d fine ourselves assuming crash positions rather rapidly.

Durango overflows with hotels and motels. They compete for the tourist dollar every day and they fall over themselves to get you through their doors, unless you have a dog that is. We tried, motels, hotels and campgrounds. We even tried the pay-by-the-hour drive-in motels where condoms are complementary but not one would take us and the dog. Not even if we promised to have endless sex without let-up all night long. In the end we left Durango to try one of the outlying towns where the desperation to get people through their doors is even greater. There wasn’t a hostelry to be found anywhere. With our composure rapidly declining we found ourselves with raised voices and heated arguments at every junction in the road. As the sun was setting we spotted a couple of farmers harvesting a field some way from a dirt road that wed found ourselves on. We skidded to a halt beside their truck and I strode off across the field to ask them if we could camp in their field. Two dogs guarded the truck and came snarling at full charge. Instinctively I grabbed a lump of heavy volcanic rock and hurled it at the leading dog as hard as I could. The rock hit it square in the flank. The dog yelped, stumbled and turned on its heals. The second dog kept on coming and with a temper that had snapped long ago I ran at it. It had been one hell of a day and I was in no mood to mess about. The heated exchanges with Liz were a blessing in disguise. I’d have normally run for the car and wouldn’t have made it, but today was a day where I was happy to fight back. Sod it, I’d had enough and if a dog wanted a fight I’d bloody well give it a fight. Twelve feet, ten feet, eight feet, four feet and I screamed at the broad shouldered mongrel. It stopped dead in its tracks, snarling and barking. The second dog returned with renewed courage. It became the proverbial Mexican standoff. Without taking my eyes from either of them I reached down for a second stone. They didn’t move. I took a step back and they still didn’t move. I took another half dozen and the lead dog came again. The rock skimmed its back and it sunk down instinctively in pain. I grabbed a third and a fourth rock feeling it was the only option. They seemed to realize that I had a plentiful supply to hand and called off the attack. It was just in the nick of time because my courage was beginning to waiver and I suspected it was only a matter of time before they were tasting some English blood.

I carried on walking backwards further into the field towards the farmers until there was a good distance between me and the dogs. Fortunately the farmers were on the other side of the corn and hadn’t seen me lobbing stones at their dogs with violent abandon. I found them with their head buried in the mechanism of their harvester, which had slipped its chain. I called out a hello to them and they looked up with surprised expressions painted with oil. With my awful Mexican-Spanish and addressing the older of the two, I explained that we couldn’t find anywhere to stay in Durango and asked if we could sleep in their field. It’s at times like these that I am reminded never to judge a book by its cover. In almost perfect English the older of the two replied that we were most welcome to sleep in the field. He suggested a couple of spots but proposed that the distant tree on the Western edge was a nice level spot free of stones and sheltered from the wind. We could cut some wood if we wanted to. He went on to say that they were going to see if they could fix the harvester and that if they could, they’d work for another hour or so but hoped that they wouldn’t disturb us. They declined to shake my hand on account of the oil but wished me a good nights sleep and then retuned to their work. I wandered over to Liz via a circular route away from the dogs, hopped into the car and told her the good news. Having witnessed her partner coming close to being eaten alive and with my success with the farmers (and the dogs) our tensions evaporated and the cross words were soon forgotten. (Just let it be said that I was right though ☺ )

An hour later the famers came over to let us know they were leaving the tractor in the field over night and would leave the dogs to guard it. It was unfortunate that they left the tractor just fifty feet from us, along with the unchained dogs. We got into the tent and stayed there for the rest of the night.

We were struck by the different attitudes to owning a dog. Here we were sleeping in a field for the sole reason that people wouldn’t let our dog into a hotel room with us. We had happily sacrificed our needs for those of our pet (who even has his own bed and sleeping bag), and there were the farmers dogs left to sleep beside a tractor in freezing temperatures without shelter. Mexico is more often than not an unfortunate place to be a dog. Everyone has one and yet so many people are also scared of them. For the most part, only pocket dogs are pets. Generally all others are used for security, half wild or street dogs. Every night in Mexico the air is filled with a cacophony of barking dogs and the sound of dogs fighting. Dogs wander the streets half starved, rooting through the ever-present trash along the roads and dodging car wheels. It’s not a nice place for a dog. However, in our tent in our field, our dog was in heaven.

Sierra OWanting to get an early start we were packed up and on the road again before first light. We had a dilemma to figure out. We couldn’t stay in Durango, that much was obvious. We also couldn’t run the risk of having a mechanic take the car apart only to find that it couldn’t be put back together again until a new part was fitted, which they probably wouldn’t have. We would be stuck in Durango with no transport and nowhere to stay. It wasn’t an option; we needed both a mechanic and a base, not either or. We decided that we’d got this far without wrecking the car further and could possibly risk going further until we could find both of what we needed. We took Highway 40 West, towards the coast with the aim of reaching Mazatlan. Little did we know that Highway 40 is also known as the Devil’s Backbone in Mexico. As it follows a precarious ridges of the Sierra Madre Occidental Mountains, its a road of stunning vistas, vertical drops, precarious switchbacks, steep climbs and twisting descents. Just what a knackered car and stressed out occupants need! Highway 40For most of the journey the conversation went something like, “Wow, look at that…. shit….. stunning isn’t it…… bloody hell this is steep……. look where the road goes……. oh shit, he’s on our side of the road…..” and so on. The road was indeed impressive and beautiful but now was not the time to be doing it. Surprisingly, almost miraculously, we made it down the Devil’s Backbone and into the sweltering heat of the Pacific Coast. Now that we were here, completely unplanned and unexpectedly we thought, ‘what the hell, lets make the most of it!’ We found a deserted beach and camped there for three days, swimming in the warm sea, drinking coconut juice from the palms around us and cooking fish straight out of the sea.
Mexican sunset
Three days of that kind of stuff is obviously tiresome so we then moved further down the coast to San Blas for more of the same. San Blas is a small fishing town with eight miles of beaches, more warm sea and very few people. The only constructive thing we did was to help release a few hundred baby sea turtles into the Pacific. It wasn’t planned, expected or organised. We were walking John and a lady came over with a bucket full of turtles and said “Oi mate, give us a hand to release these little turtles would you!” (in Mexican obviously). John said yes, so we did. Not only is John an international traveler, a bionic dog, the mascot of Team Niva GB but he is now also an international conservation worker. Its’ an impressive CV for a nineteen month old dog! You can watch John’s time at the seaside here: ‘Oh I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside’

Now, still with a limping car, we have reached Guanajuato and we will finally, at long last be getting the car fixed in the run up to the 2012 Maya Rally, which we of course intend to win (but probably won’t).


7 thoughts on “It’s Mexico In’it

  1. I have friends who retired to Mexico. They were always rescuing dogs and really couldn’t afford to, but were appalled at the way dogs were treated there. Hope your vehicle is fixed!

  2. I don’t know to cry or laugh! Sad about the Dogs, yet, I have witnessed it myself… Reason I do not take Spirit [or myself!] to Mexico. We are good here… Real good.
    Hugs to you all… Ara and Spirit

    • hi Ara, Yep, Mexico is challenging for us and John. We’re managing ok but we have to think twice about everything we do with him. So far so good, pretty much.

      Glad things are good with you two in the desert. Happy days. 🙂

  3. Loved the photos, can’t believe u threw rocks at dogs but I forgive u (j/k sounds like u didn’t have a choice ) jealous of your days on the beach and the turtle release!! and I think I would have had to walk down that crazy road!!!!! Can’t believe how brave you and Liz are, or at least pretend to be!! ❤ You guys, good luck with winnin’ that Rally!!!!!!!!

    • Hey D,
      I know, I know…… I never thought I’d throw a rock at a dog either. I’m far too soft for that, but it was them or me and I like my skin the way it is. Liz says she does too 🙂 Hope things are good with you. I saw the pics of Baja, looked lovely. I wish we could have made it over to you. So close and yet so far. Give the Man a hug for us. xx

    • Hey there, That’s great to know about how long it took for you to get the parts. As it happens, I talked to Neil the other day and things are all organised. Thanks for the info, its very much appreciated. Every little helps.

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